How do you eat your chili?
Out of a bowl like a damn fool?
Chili Chat is making it easier than ever to eat your chili in style. After years of research and development, followed by months of production, Chili Chat is pleased to introduce the Commemorative Chili Chat Chili Chalice.
This is not your ordinary, everyday boring old chalice. This is the finest vessel ever crafted to hold liquid. Hand forged from the rarest platinum on planet earth or elsewhere, this chalice will hold chili as hot as 2000 degrees. With its classical design and extreme portability, you can take your 12 lb. lightweight Chili Chalice anywhere! Our favorite part of the Chili Chalice is its versatility. We've not only filled ours with 48 oz. of piping hot chili, we've also thought outside the box. Here's what else we found out you can fill your Chili Chalice with:
- Creamed Corn
- Coleslaw
- Pulled Pork
- Scrambled Eggs
- Captain's Stew
- Nacho Cheese
- Tapioca Pudding
- Walnuts
- Blue Cheese
- 1000 Island Dressing
- Cream Chipped Beef
- Sausage Gravy
- Spicy Vegetarian Curry
- 6 cassette tapes
- French Onion Dip
(NOTE: Filling the Commemorative Chili Chat Chili Chalice with anything other than chili, immediately voids the warranty.)
Just listen to these testimonials:
"Wow, a chili chalice. Now that's something you can hang your hat on!" - Kleepbop Sanders (Pencil, MI)
"I can't ever imagine eating out of a bowl again. Thanks Chili Chat!" - Gill Peppersnack (Diddlebrook, ID)
"This is a masterpiece of contemporary culinary art with the beauty of a Christ-era relic." - Tuffy Reyburn (Frinkle Lake, UT)
"I use mine everyday and my sex life has never been better!" - Trink Doozler (Langles Korner, FL)
And those are just some of our satisfied test customers.
These will be sold on a first come first serve basis. Production was halted at 500 and the blueprints were destroyed. Please limit 2 per order.
The Commemorative Chili Chat Chili Chalice is available NOW for the exclusive price of $399.99.
With the holidays right around the corner, Chili Chat is the perfect place to purchase gifts for your all your loved ones. To help out your wallet, we have recently discounted a few of our Chili Chat branded items, including: Windbreakers, decorative plates, shoehorns, throw pillows and tri-fold wallets. There's no better way to show someone you care!
Cheers,