Local man kicked out of chili parlor for being too greasy

This afternoon, controversey struck in the chili community.

Local teenager, Mudd Reebok, was kicked out of the Midwestern Chili Parlor- for being too greasy.

Reebok has been attending the chili parlor for about 3 years, sampling chilis, providing small talk, and sporting a winning smile. All that changed today.

Chili Parlor manager, Joe Clownfoot, had a chip on his shoulder this afternoon. Someone had parked in his Manager Parking spot, and his day started on a negative note. Clownfoot as doing his rounds in the dining room, making sure everything was going smoothly, when he saw Mudd.

Mudd is a personable young man who's always good for conversation. Mudd did have one small problem; he did not like to shower.

It is unkown whether Mudd is his Christian name, or not.

Clownfoot stormed up to Mudd, and began verbally abusing the young man.

"There's more grease on your head than there is in my kitchen!" shouted Clownfoot. "Get out of here! I won't be serving your kind any more!"

"I have sensative skin! Water hurts!" Mudd retorted.

Mudd was only half way through his Lincoln City Spice chili, when he was shown the door. The terms of Mudd's ejection from the chili parlor are uncertain, but one thing is for certain; he is not a welcomed customer.

Mudd was unavailable for comment, but was reported playing Golden Eye for Nintendo 64 moments after the encounter.

We'll see how this saga plays out. I'm looking for Mudd to take revenge on the chili parlor. Revenge is a dish best served cold.