It's not even a question at this point. Chili makes the world a better place. But here are a few special facets of popular culture that I believe would be greatly improved with the replacement of chili:
1. Home sprinkler system
2. A waterbed
3. A sauna
4. The infield dirt on a baseball field
5. Holy water
6. Sahmu's tank at Sea World
7. Winter rock salt trucks
8. Windshield wiper fluid
9. French press coffee pot
10. Movie theater "real butter flavoring topping"
Any contributions will be welcomed and forwarded to management.
Waldo is missing in the chili aisle! Can you help us find him?
water at a water park on the lazy river
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ReplyDeletePeel a banana and BOOM, chili inside. Way more exciting than a normal banana.
ReplyDeleteWake up in the middle of the night, sneak down to the fridge to get a swig of milk to wet your whistle.
ReplyDeleteBOOM, it’s filled with chili. Sleep tight mate. Take a Tums.
Great rreading your post
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